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Aug 07, 2019 · The best Tattoo jokes, funny tweets, and memes! Easily share to facebook, twitter and pinterest! ... Your lower back tattoo says only God can judge you, but lemme tell ya, Lorraine, the women at this community pool—in between sips of their Franzia Sunset Blush—have already rendered a verdict.…

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Tattoo Artist, "Ok, but I'll have to charge you extra for the inconvenience." Little while later, the tattoo artist sees his client has apparently fallen asleep so he removes the headphones and continues to work on the girls tattoo. Suddenly the girl slumps down in chair and slides to the floor!…

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Tattoo Jokes. An old lady goes into a tattoo shop and says to the tattoo artist, "I want a tattoo of Elvis Presley on my inner thigh." The artist agrees and says that he would be happy to do a portrait of Elvis for her. He finishes up the tattoo and tells the old lady to check it out. She looks down and is furious.…

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A girl comes home and says to her boyfriend: "I have just had a tattoo of a sea shell on the inside of my leg at the top." Her boyfriend gets his head between her legs and puts his ear to the tattoo and listens to the sea. "That's brilliant," he said "you can also smell the fish market!"…

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Women, that butterfly [tattoo] looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor. William Elmer (1869 – 1945) American actor. Appearance Body Tattoos. You know, you get that tattoo of barbed wire when you’re 18, but by the time you’re 80, it’s a ……

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Tattoo Joke. Back to: Bar Jokes. A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis. Her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y.…