Littlehampton - A Guide to chav spotting - iLiveHere ...

Excellent **** spotting opportunities can also be found at the house of soul pub, formerly known as the cow (pronounced, in the most disgusting southern accent as, ‘caaaaaau’), it has to be heard to be believed, or, alternatively the Tower Club where outside at 2 am the cries of “oi Darlin! ‘ook yer frupnies aaauuut!!!” or “F*** off ...…

Urban Dictionary: chavspotting

Choose no life. Choose no job. Choose a career in benefit fraud. Choose a scally, dirty family, Choose a fucking big rear spoiler. Choose bricks, petroleum, windows, and paki off-licences. Choose fuckin anythin ya can lobb. Choose a 1990s Nova, shaggin yer mates mum and veneral disease. Choose to sell yer own bricks to the baliffs to pay for yer £30,000 car mod and Argos bling debts. Choose a ...…

Urban Dictionary: Chav

The usual Chav, Stands for Council House affiliated Vermin, is a person that stand outsides Mcdonalds all the time but doesn't actually have enough money to actually go in.If you don't know what a chav looks like go to your park and look for a bench, there will be a flock of the creatures.If there are females in the group, the males will make their shitty baseball caps face 90degrees skyward ...…